
While perusing through their store in Fort Worth's historic Stock Yards, I picked up a pair of ostrich skin boots and looked at the price tag: $2,075!
"Wooooo!" I thought. "Hot damn tamales!"
I put them suckers back down and real nicely too 'cause I didn't want to damage merchandise that cost that much.
They also had a pair of jeans on sale for 75% off and they still cost --- get ready for this --- $375!!
So what I did get, and it was free, by God, was this photograph of their bad ass boot-shaped neon sign.